Monday, April 6, 2009

When Hope Sprung Eternal -- Repost





Today is a holiday in my family.

Right up there with New Years, Turkey Day, and Hanukkah.

On this day you drop what you are doing, call in sick, and head to the Fens to witness the unveiling of a new season.

For 16 years, starting in 1990, it was family tradition. My dad and my neighbor Stevie would sleep out on the cold pavement outside the Red Sox ticket window the day tickets went on sale. They would wake up the next morning, well positioned in line, and purchase tickets to multiple games, but most importantly, Opening Day.

When the day of the game would arrive, unfathomable excitement would overtake me. I would go to school in the morning, knowing I would be dismissed at around 11 A.M. As such, I spent my time in school entirely fixated on the game. Between writing down potential lineups, and staring at the clock, time seemed to move very quickly. At around 11, the call would come from the office to dismiss me. I would sprint down the hallway, my head spinning at how I would spend the rest of my day.

I would return to my house to the smell of microwaved popcorn and the sound my dad nagging my mom about how we needed leave at least an hour before game time. Along with our gloves, we would pack my parents old blue backpack with everything anyone could ever want to eat at a game: Peanuts, popcorn, grapes, cookies, cherries, turkey, apples, cracker-jacks, and sun flower seeds. Of course, my parents would stop at El Giardino's to grab huge overflowing deli sandwiches on the way, and by the time we got to the park, we had enough food to feed the whole section.

We would park in the secret ritzy neighborhood hidden between Comm Ave and Beacon street, where parking was free if you knew exactly where the police liked to ticket. We would walk to the game, stopping at "The Short Stop Deli" on Brookline Avenue to grab the best deal in Boston; 2 dogs, chips, and a large drink for $4.99. Usually the owner, Rosie, would also throw in some purple big league chew that she would order specially for me, free of charge.

Every year on the way to the park, right after we passed Graffiti Rock on Commonwealth Ave next to the BU bridge, my dad would turn to me and say the same 8 words. "I can feel it. This is the year." Most years we would both wait a few anxious seconds while this idea floated through our brains and then laugh because we knew it was a pipe dream. Remember, these were the early 90's and the Red Sox had a consistent track record of marching out teams with over hyped youngsters and veterans two or three years past their prime. Players like Scott Cooper and Carlos Quintana would tease with their seemingly huge upside, while there was always hope that vets like Jack Clark, Mark Whiten, and Rob Deer would suddenly regain the skills they possessed in their heyday, five years prior. We would proceed to park anyway, happy to watch what would usually amount to the beginning of a train wreck. We would cheer the Danny Darwin's of the world and try to hold out hope that it would all come together.

What I never imagined is that when it did, the whole Opening Day experience would be altered forever.

Instead of cheering on a lovable loser with a bunch of has-beens and never will be's, it was cheering the newest multi-million dollar acquisition of the John Henry and Co. Rosie's deli was turned into an Ace Ticket, a corrupt ticket broker who uses loopholes in the law and friends in high places to make a killing of tickets that used to go to the everyday fan.

Old, worn "good-luck" hats were replaced by Green and Pink ones sporting 10 different types of logos on the front, back, and sides.

Tickets stopped being sold at the box office, and went gradually from being sold over the phone, to strictly online. To top things off, instead of being able to buy multiple games at once it was changed to being able to buy one game before starting all over, or until a glitch in the system started you back at the beginning empty handed. Ticket prices went up and up and up, until it cost nearly $500 to take a family of 4 to a game. Fenway became the place to be seen, and everyone in New England tried to outbid one another to get in.

Now I am not saying that I haven't enjoyed what the new ownership has done for the organization. The new additions to the park look and feel great, the food and sound is better, and two championships in three years is something I never thought I would see in my lifetime. But with all that, came what feels like a glamorizing of one of the simplest joys I have ever experienced.

And while the past few years my neighbor and dad have been able to find their way into opening day, through ticket brokers, or an entire day spent on the phone, it really has never been the same. Opening day turned into a "who's who" for celebrities and a place to take clients in big shot law firms. The regular fans were slowly and silently squeezed out. And this year, for the first time in over 20 years, my dad and neighbor were shut out. Tickets sold out too quickly and ticket brokers have gotten the best of them one too many times. So they are resigned to do like the rest of the so-called Nation. They will watch from home or follow along on the computer at work.

I just hope that somewhere out there, there is a little kid getting dismissed from school on his way to the park with a backpack full of food and his glove in his hand.

But somehow, I doubt it. And that makes me a little sad.

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Hockey: America's AAA sport


Those of you who know me realize that I have been watching sports for the better part of the 25 years I have been on this planet. And through all that time I have found that nothing gets me off the couch faster than a good rumble.

Not a set up match mind you, like in MMA or boxing, but a legitimate spur of the moment throw down that takes place when you least expect it.

Sure, Tyson/Holyfield was massively entertaining, as is any fight involving Kimbo Slice. However, nothing beats a good old fashioned in-game ruckus.

Why do I bring this up you ask? Was there some incredibly entertaining and ridiculous sports fight that you missed last night?
Sadly no, and you could be seeing fewer and fewer of them thanks to several NHL GM's and the rest of the NHL's brass who oversee the sport that provides us more fights than any other.

In a statement made on March 12, several NHL GM's expressed their displeasure at the amount of fighting going on in their league. Specifically, these suits want to curb what they call "staged fights". That is, fights which players arrange before the drop of the puck.

They are proposing a rule change which institutes a 10 minute misconduct penalty to any fight that a referee deems to be staged. What's worse is that they are proposing to seriously discuss trying to remove fighting from hockey all-together when they meet this summer.

While I understand wanting to protect million dollar investments as well as wanting referees to enforce the rules (and the players to actually abide by them), I have serious doubts as to whether the profits of this potential rule change outweigh the consequences.

Why you say? For the sake and viewership of the casual fan.

For most people, including myself, the NHL disappeared off of the major sports radar during the players lockout of 2004-2005. BEFORE the lockout the sport was on a major decline in the US ratings were falling, teams were relocating, and the league was struggling to stay afloat. It had become foriegn -- a Canadian sport trying to thrive in an American market that was uninterested (sound a bit like the MLS to you?)

Once they took a year off, no one seemed to notice when they came back. Anyone who wasn't a die hard fan just stopped caring. For me, this was the case. Even when the Bruins were decent, I really didn't pay attention. Their star was a gigantic freak of an athlete who seemed to be afraid to get physical and/or show the slightest bit of emotion (Joe Thornton for those of you who REALLY weren't paying attention). Without emotion and grit, the sport really meant nothing to me.

And this year, when the Bruins season began, I was the same way. But when they started winning, I began to pay closer attention (I am a HUGE bandwagon Bruins fan). One night, early in the season (November 1), I turned on the game and they happened to be playing the Dallas Stars. I decided to give it a whirl, and within two minutes there was a fight. Then another. And another and another. The crowd was going crazy, the Bruins were pumped up, and I was hooked.

While that game turned out to be a turning point in the Bruins season, I think it was the turning point for casual hockey fans in Boston. Hockey had an identity in the Hub again, and it manifested itself in the form of a punch from the hand of Milan Lucic or Shawn Thorton. And you know what? It was freaking entertaining.

To further prove my point, I will re-create the dialogue between Rosen, Adams and I while at a Bruins game shortly thereafter.

Me: That was a sick pass by Kessel.

Rosen: When are they going to fight someone?

Me: Dude, did you see that glove save by Thomas?

Adams: Fuck you Semuels, you promised fights

Me: Silence.

Can you tell why these casual Hockey fans were at the game? They wanted to see a fight, and frankly, I don't blame them.

So why are these unscripted brouhaha's so delectably entertaining? Because just when you think you can't stand another NBA Cares commercial or another appearance of Wally on the Jumbo Tron, Ron Artest goes and starts throwing hay makers at little kids in the crowd.

Here is a great example of what fighting can do for a sport.

Last year I was sitting on my couch in Portland, OR after work just flipping through the channels, back and forth from Law and Order to ESPN, when I decided to get a little crazy and flip to ESPN's ugly step-sister ESPN2 to see what was on. Low and behold I found the single most boring thing on television...a WNBA game (regular season mind you)

Now previous to this incident, the most I had talked (or watched) an WNBA game was while drunk and debating with Adams about whether or not he could hold his own if he entered a WNBA game as a sub (he is adamant that he could but I am not so sure). Briefly flashing back to this, I decided to stick with the game for a solid minute. It was dull, slow, and about as entertaining as the new season of 24.

I was about to switch channels during a free throw when all of a sudden WHAM. Plenette Pierson (no relation to Snoop Pierson for all of you Wire fans) throws a vicious elbow into the jaw of Candice Parker. Parker retaliates by running her over and then all hell breaks loose. The benches clear, punches are thrown, and to top it all off assistant coach Rick Mahorn throws Lisa Leslie to the floor. At this point my jaw is on the floor and I am just waiting for Bill Lambeer (who is coaching Detroit) to get a cheap shot in just for good measure.

I immediately called anyone I could get a hold of. My heart was racing. I actually cared!! And the next day I even checked to see of their were any suspensions and if anyone was talking trash. It was incredible. I had become interested in the WNBA overnight (any press is good press for a struggling product, right?)

Now I did not suddenly turn into a WNBA fanatic, but I do pause from time to time to watch a game if it is on. Maybe it's in the hope of another fight (probably), and maybe it's because I crave the passion in the game (doubtful). But either way, does it matter?

The WNBA is a struggling product, not all that dissimilar to the NHL, post lockout. But while promoting fighting in basketball would be seen as lunacy and a disgrace to the game, it is built into the sport of hockey. Let me repeat that. Fighting is part of hockey -- end of discussion.

It makes me wonder if hockey really wants people to care about it. If a sport is so concerned with the safety of its players (which is a load of crap seeing as players were just a few years ago required to wear helmets) that it ignores the one huge advantage it has over other sports, it raises serious doubts.

If Gary Bettman and the GM's of the league are content coming second fiddle (and a distant second fiddle at that) to the NFL, MLB, NBA, and NASCAR, then fine. Ban staged fighting. Ban all fighting. Ban sharp skates. It won't matter because no one will be watching anyway.

But from a marketing standpoint, the proposed rule change makes zero sense.

Now if we know one thing from the past 100 years of American culture it is this: America loves a good fight. It's why Rocky is considered one of the great sports movies all time eventhough the acting and script are horrific, and why people pay $60 to see 30 seconds of fighting on pay-per-view.

So if your sports incorporates fighting in its by-laws, and has been doing so for the past hundred years, why would you want to stop it now? To me it seems like sabatoge from within. It's unethical and Un American.

Then again, maybe it's a Canadian thing.

Sunday, March 22, 2009

Syracuse vs Arizona State


In honor of the great Bill Simmons, I will do a running diary of today's Cuse vs ASU game.

"ASU is full of promiscuous harlots and no nothing vagabonds. Glory to the Orange!"

Thank you Paul.

I am curious to see which Syracuse team will come out, the "chip on our shoulder, run you up and down the floor, and then have Eric Devendorf threaten your life" team that ran through the Big East Tourney, or the "Paul Harris, Eric Devendorf, and Jonny Flynn, one on five let's see who's dick is bigger crapshoot" team that lost to Cleveland State, Providence, and Georgetown.

Tip off time:

Ian Eagle and Jim Spanarkle are the announcers: Could be the best name combo for an announcing crew in history and are also very underrated -- where are they the other 50 weeks of the year?

Just flashed that Syracuse win National Championship as a 3 seed in 2003 -- Thanks for jinxing that CBS

Also, first mention of how Flynn and Harden are good friends whose bond will last a life-time. My over-under for how many more times it is mentioned is 5. CBS grabs a feel-good storyline and bleeds it to death. Example you say? How about Friday's Siena game when Kenny's Hasbrouck's father who has MS got more camera time than his son. AND after the game, Hasbrouck was the guy they grabbed to interview initially even though he played his worst game of the season. They quickly realized their error and grabbed Roland Moore who hit two of the biggest shots in tournament history to tie and win the game.

At least they have the theme song going for them.

17:04 Both sides are draining absurd shots including a fugly leaner by Harris -- 9-7 Cuse

Syracuse is really working it inside to Arinze and Rick Jackson who both have huge size advantages. Flynn just had a filthy blow-by reverse layup that reminded me why he is going to declare for the draft after this year. More on him later for sure.

11:45 ASU is jacking up threes like they are Celtics circa Jim O'Brien. Unfortunately most of them are going in and even though Syracuse is dominating play, its only a three point lead -- 16-13

8:42 Crappy possession out of the timeout, no movement ending in a Devo one of five drive to the hoop. The Cuse zone is giving ASU fits, and unless they can get the ball inside Cuse will just extend the zone to challenge the three.

5:55 Rautins hits a three and then another. Good to see him going after his disappeared during the round one game. The zone looks as strong as I have seen it this season. ASU seems to be content to shoots threes on every possession and have completely abandoned their inside game. --28-18 Cuse

5:12 The first shot of a "Boeheim Face" after Jackson throws away an outlet. Means they are playing well, but god I love those shots. Leigh (hence force referred to as MF) has become a Cuse fan BECAUSE of the Boeheim face. It varies between the "five year old who just took his first splash-back dump and isn't quite sure what to think" to the "I just tried to impersonate Bear Grylls and ate a fully functioning goats liver" look.
We will go over all of them at some point. It takes a lot of dissection.

2:39 Furious 7-0 run by Cuse capped by another Rautins three on the break. I just let out my first OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

First half ends with a mini run by ASU who should be getting routed and would be if not for some guy from Eastern Europe named Rihards Kuksiks (pronounced Coooksix) who has 15 of ASU's 31 points (averages 10 a game) On a good note, Harden is really shying in the spotlight, he has 0 points and has only attempted 4 shots.


The CBS halftime show was a story about Kenny's Hasbrouck's father who has MS.
I had no idea, did you? What a joke.

11:13 Sorry for the delay. Any Asian Rosen and I went to get coals for the hookah in his Toyota Matrix. By far the worst car name of the year. And its bright red. Thank god its not his. Cuse up by 10

10:19 Pendergraph fouls out. Really? With 10 minutes left? That is flat out retarded. I also blame Sendek for leaving him in. So much for their inside presence.

6:30 Abbott hits a three to cut the lead to 4 at 61-57 I don't like what I see on offense, lots of standing around and watching the ball. We need to get out on the break and start playing to win and not playing not to lose. That was a mind fuck. Just missed a three while writing, fuck this. For now.

3:39 Deven-thug hits two huge threes to widen what was a 6 point gap to 12 with just over 3 minutes to play. After the last one he stares down no one in particular. What a thug and what big shots.

1:51 Up by 15. Looks like Blake Griffen and Oklahoma are next. Last time they met? 2003 Regional Finals in Albany, NY. I was there, no big deal.

78-67 Final. Sweet Sixteen coming up. Time to smoke some hookah